Okay, okay, okay. I realize no one really cares about this topic but me, and this post is borderline the equivalent of me talking to a cardboard box, BUT: it involves the insanity of Kathie Lee Griffin and Hoda Kotb (challenging Jeff Probst for highest consonant-to-vowel ratio in show business) on the Today Show.

Highlights: at one point both of them are petting Stevie; they clearly weren’t listening to her pre-interview conversation because Kathie and Hoda were insistent that Stevie lost 60 pounds last week apparently; Kathie feels her hand and says she has bones like a bird.

Mixed in with their usual talking over each other, and saying “right” every 4 seconds, this video is ripe for Joel McHale and “The Soup.” They also cut her off at the end. All kinds of awkward. (The over/under for people who have gotten this far/watch the video is 1. Place your bets.)